Fulham

Players like Kevin come at a cost: of money, soul, time and boredom. The good news is, it can be done. That's not necessarily good news.

The logic is that variety is the spice of life, and what would be the point of an array of identical strikers? But Leeds would be really blessed if all their forward options had one thing in common: they could score lots of goals.

It's surprising that Marsch has not been sacked, because that is the usual run of things in the Premier League, so maybe the board really is considering sacking itself as a viable alternative.