Bournemouth 4-1 Leeds United: The next letdown
When Leeds lose a vital match this way there’s nothing new to say that hasn’t already been said. That, pals, is purgatory. At least, by definition, it’s temporary.
Moxcowhite • Daniel Chapman
Proposal: Leeds United players should be nice to children
If focusing on the game is the excuse, then next time I suggest we get a full children’s choir down there and force the squad to join them in a rendition of Ilkley Moor Baht’at, because focusing on the game isn’t doing them any damn good.
Picturing promotion, Paul Heckingbottom's way
There is more than one way to get promotion from the Championship — there has to be, because there is only one Bielsa.
Leeds United 1-1 Leicester City: Good at bad
The players need to remember who they are and how they got here, because that wasn’t easy and neither is this.
Proposal: Javi Gracia should tell us why Wilf Gnonto isn’t playing
Wilf, if you’re reading this, blink once for ‘ankle still hurts’, blink twice for ‘this weirdo hates me’.
Joffy goes north
This season was supposed to be his season, which is why Joffy’s cherubic face is still all over the adverts on the club shop at Elland Road. Instead he’s become another exhibit in the case against Leeds United’s mismanaged squad.
Fulham 2-1 Leeds United: Mistaken
The people to blame can fire someone then hire someone else then move blithely on, in the background when they choose to be, or the foreground when they choose to be, until they sell and take the profit and leave.
Apparently only season ticket renewals can save Leeds United
Our 'unconditional support' is assumed, and promoted, and allows the club to feel very happy about its work without thinking too much about the reality.
Leeds United 1-6 Liverpool: Who thought this was a good idea?
Somewhere out of those five garbling words came a concept like Rasmus Kristensen at one end of the pitch, trying to get the ball to Charles De Ketelaere at the other, while Jesse Marsch stood on the touchline between them enquiring after their family’s health.
In love with a lucky bounce
Maybe deep down chance is what we're into football for. Sure, we can talk about it being a sport where elite athletes compete to prove whose best. But we could also be honest and confess how much we love it when a ball smacks into his own goal off Harry Maguire's face.